{"id":388,"date":"2009-10-13T10:28:23","date_gmt":"2009-10-13T17:28:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/2009\/10\/13\/388\/"},"modified":"2009-10-13T10:28:23","modified_gmt":"2009-10-13T17:28:23","slug":"cum-or-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/2009\/10\/13\/388\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum or Come?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blogSubject\">Current mood:\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/x.myspacecdn.com\/images\/blog\/moods\/iBrads\/curious.gif\" \/>\u00a0curious<br \/>\n<strong>Category:<\/strong> Writing and Poetry<\/p>\n<p><!--- blog body ---><\/p>\n<p class=\"blogContent\">I have been working with a new editor and she&#8217;s sharp as a tack. We&#8217;ve wrestled over a few things and managed to play nicely. However, I noticed that she changed all my &#8220;comes&#8221; to &#8220;cums&#8221; which happens to be a pet peeve of mine. I have no problem with the word being used in porn or the pages of sex magazines, or even colloquially.<br \/>\nI just don&#8217;t like it in my books. I think it&#8217;s a lazy word and I love words. <em style=\"font-style: italic\">Come<\/em> is a word that conjures up all kinds of things&#8230;it beckons and seduces (in my mind anyway).<br \/>\n<em style=\"font-style: italic\">Cum<\/em>, unfortunately is so prevalent, even spell check accepts it.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a scary word in uneducated hands however because I&#8217;ve read contest entries and manuscripts where aspiring authors use <em style=\"font-style: italic\">cum<\/em> where <em style=\"font-style: italic\">come<\/em> should be. Honestly!<br \/>\nI read a romance author&#8217;s first few chapters recently and she had the characters &#8220;cumming to dinner.&#8221; I was horrified.<br \/>\nMy new editor is fighting for <em style=\"font-style: italic\">cum<\/em> and we&#8217;ll see who wins the battle of the c words but it got me thinking.<br \/>\nWhat if <em style=\"font-style: italic\">cum<\/em> became the accepted spelling?<br \/>\nI remember a lovely line of Shakespeare&#8217;s, <em style=\"font-style: italic\">Come unto these yellow sands<\/em>&#8230;it just wouldn&#8217;t have the same resonance if the line was <em style=\"font-style: italic\">Cum unto these yellow sands. <\/em>To me, it conjurs up images of someone&#8217;s uncontrollable peeing&#8230;<em style=\"font-style: italic\"><br \/>\n<\/em>What about Alan Parker&#8217;s wonderful WWII-era movie<em style=\"font-style: italic\"><em style=\"font-style: italic\">, Come See the Paradise? <\/em><\/em>Would you want to see it with the word <em style=\"font-style: italic\">Cum<\/em> inserted?<em style=\"font-style: italic\"> <\/em>Wouldn&#8217;t you wonder just where this paradise might be?<em style=\"font-style: italic\"><br \/>\n<\/em>My mind boggles thinking of children in church singing<em style=\"font-style: italic\"> Cum unto me&#8230;<br \/>\nDuran Duran <\/em>might have had a hit with<em style=\"font-style: italic\"> Cum Undone&#8230;<\/em>in fact, they might have had an even bigger hit. But I digress. It just doesn&#8217;t look as pretty as <em style=\"font-style: italic\">Come<\/em>.<em style=\"font-style: italic\"><br \/>\n<\/em>How about you? What do you think? I want to know! Cum&#8230;er, I mean, come post your comments!<\/p>\n<p>Aloha oe,<\/p>\n<p>A.J.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood:\u00a0\u00a0curious Category: Writing and Poetry I have been working with a new editor and she&#8217;s sharp as a tack. We&#8217;ve wrestled over a few things and managed to play nicely. However, I noticed that she changed all my &#8220;comes&#8221; to &#8220;cums&#8221; which happens to be a pet peeve of mine. I have no problem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-category-writing-and-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}