{"id":338,"date":"2009-08-04T10:01:35","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T17:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/2009\/08\/04\/338\/"},"modified":"2009-08-04T10:01:35","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T17:01:35","slug":"ugly-cover-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/2009\/08\/04\/338\/","title":{"rendered":"Ugly Cover Star"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blogSubject\">Current mood:\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/x.myspacecdn.com\/images\/blog\/moods\/iBrads\/amused.gif\" \/>\u00a0amused<br \/>\n<strong>Category:<\/strong> Writing and Poetry<\/p>\n<p><!--- blog body ---><\/p>\n<p class=\"blogContent\">I found out yesterday that the cover of my book &#8220;A Vampire Christmas&#8221; had the dubious honor of being judged the worst this year by blogger Jessewave.<br \/>\nWave has another of my covers up this week, this time &#8220;The Forbidden Island,&#8221; which frankly is a hell of a lot better than some the other covers in the running.<br \/>\nHere is the link:<br \/>\nhttp:\/\/www.reviewsbyjessewave.com\/?p=995<\/p>\n<p>Now, here&#8217;s the thing. The &#8216;judges&#8217; wonder how I sold books with these covers and these remain two of my best-selling novels ever, so they actually don&#8217;t know what the hell they&#8217;re talking about.<br \/>\nI will say however, some of the covers listed are truly horrendous. I mean, just godawful.<br \/>\nMy pick would be #6 and a close second would be #10 &#8211; the guy with a gun instead of a penis. These covers leave me feeling queasy.<br \/>\nI like my covers. I don&#8217;t, just like any other author, have much control over them but &#8220;A Vampire Christmas&#8221; was my nod to one of my fave movies, &#8220;Rosemary&#8217;s Baby.&#8221;<br \/>\nI am thrilled to say my covers have some great company: James Buchanan, Stephani Hecht and Willa Okati and I guess it&#8217;s free publicity.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d like a bun or a cupcake for being an Ugly Cover Star&#8230;but I&#8217;d settle for a statuette.<br \/>\nWhat about you, do you love all your covers?<br \/>\nHow would you feel is someone called your babies ugly?<br \/>\nMe, I&#8217;d like to thank my cats and my dog for sitting there with me hour after hour, day after day as I write these books that provide fodder for such savage fun.<br \/>\nAloha oe,<\/p>\n<p>A.J.<\/p>\n<p><!--- blogger's current book\/movie\/music\/games ---><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellPadding=\"2\" cellSpacing=\"0\" class=\"blogContentInfo\">\n<tr vAlign=\"top\">\n<td>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"600\" cellPadding=\"2\" cellSpacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"60\" align=\"left\" vAlign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Hoala-Brothers-Cazimero\/dp\/B000008NRF%3FSubscriptionId%3D10YFNG2YAAQ0VTNNR4R2%26tag%3Dmyspace08-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB000008NRF\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/41AYCSDW58L._SL75_.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" vAlign=\"top\">Currently\u00a0listening:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Hoala-Brothers-Cazimero\/dp\/B000008NRF%3FSubscriptionId%3D10YFNG2YAAQ0VTNNR4R2%26tag%3Dmyspace08-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB000008NRF\"><strong>Ho&#8217;ala<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\nBy\u00a0The Brothers Cazimero<br \/>\nRelease date:\u00a01995-03-14<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Current mood:\u00a0\u00a0amused Category: Writing and Poetry I found out yesterday that the cover of my book &#8220;A Vampire Christmas&#8221; had the dubious honor of being judged the worst this year by blogger Jessewave. Wave has another of my covers up this week, this time &#8220;The Forbidden Island,&#8221; which frankly is a hell of a lot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-category-writing-and-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}