{"id":3191,"date":"2019-12-25T13:24:57","date_gmt":"2019-12-25T20:24:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/?p=3191"},"modified":"2019-12-27T13:28:06","modified_gmt":"2019-12-27T20:28:06","slug":"shimmy-down-the-chimney","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/2019\/12\/25\/3191\/","title":{"rendered":"Shimmy Down the Chimney!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SHIMMYDOWNTHECHIMNEY.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3192\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SHIMMYDOWNTHECHIMNEY.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SHIMMYDOWNTHECHIMNEY.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SHIMMYDOWNTHECHIMNEY-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ho Ho Ho!<\/p>\n<p><strong>My new Christmas book SHIMMY DOWN THE CHIMNEY is out now at Extasy Books!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Purchase Link: https:\/\/www.extasybooks.com\/978-1-4874-2582-1-shimmy-down-the-chimney\/<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Shimmy Down the Chimney is a sexy comedy featuring fairies from the Unseelie Court working as cops in L.A. And they get up to lots of naughty stuff!<\/p>\n<p>How crazy can twelve days of Christmas get?<\/p>\n<p>A few days before Christmas, select members of LAPD\u2019s Threat Management Unit, and the Gay Men\u2019s Chorus of West Hollywood, gather for an unexpected holiday party. They\u2019ve all received engraved invitations to a chalet-style house in the Hollywood Hills, notorious for its alleged decadent swingers\u2019 parties that go on for days. Nobody\u2019s heard of the host, but these men are all single and um, desperate. Upon arrival, a masked man offers each guest a champagne cocktail that promises to deliver each man his secret Christmas wish.<\/p>\n<p>Lucius Partridge suddenly wants to do unspeakable things with a pear tree. Two men who previously hated each other now can\u2019t keep their hands off each other. Tommy Pearl, the group curmudgeon, finds creative uses for five gold rings he mysteriously finds in his pocket. And he can\u2019t stop. The wicked party host informs them all that only true love can break his lusty spell.<\/p>\n<p>Are the choir members destined to be undone by their deepest desires? What is this weird curse, anyway? Can anything help them? Or will The Twelve Days of Christmas be the start of a long trip to hell?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ho Ho Ho! My new Christmas book SHIMMY DOWN THE CHIMNEY is out now at Extasy Books! Purchase Link: https:\/\/www.extasybooks.com\/978-1-4874-2582-1-shimmy-down-the-chimney\/ Shimmy Down the Chimney is a sexy comedy featuring fairies from the Unseelie Court working as cops in L.A. And they get up to lots of naughty stuff! How crazy can twelve days of Christmas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[499,14,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-extasy-books","category-frontpage","category-latestnews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3193,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3191\/revisions\/3193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}