{"id":1252,"date":"2011-07-19T09:52:42","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T16:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/?p=1252"},"modified":"2011-07-19T09:52:42","modified_gmt":"2011-07-19T16:52:42","slug":"naked-in-hong-kong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/2011\/07\/19\/1252\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked in Hong Kong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/NakedHongKong1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1253\" title=\"NakedHongKong\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/NakedHongKong1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"396\" height=\"612\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/NakedHongKong1.jpg 396w, https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/NakedHongKong1-194x300.jpg 194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>By A.J. Llewellyn<\/p>\n<p>No story is safe with me. Just ask any of my friends who&#8217;ve told me something naughty&#8230;or nice&#8230; and they know that somehow, some way, their story will wind up in one of my books. Only sometimes the story is so outlandish even <em>I <\/em>can&#8217;t use it!<br \/>\nI recently had dinner with a wonderful friend I haven&#8217;t seen for a while because she&#8217;s madly in love with her new man.<br \/>\nShe took a couple of hours away from him to spend a little time with me. Knowing my passion for travel, she told me how he took her to Hong Kong and she mentioned how an &#8216;unfortunate incident&#8217; almost wrecked their hot romance.<br \/>\nOf course, I had to know more. She told me a complicated story that boiled down to this: one night, she waited naked for him in their hotel bed and had champagne chilling on ice along with a few essential sex toys on hand (God, I love this woman!!).<br \/>\nFor some reason, she had the urge to check if the ping of the elevator across the hall was him.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t ask me how, but she wound up TRIPPING herself as she peered out of the door and fell SPLAT in the hallway.<br \/>\nNaked.<br \/>\nIn Hong Kong.<br \/>\nWith the hotel door locked closed behind her.<br \/>\nDid I see a book in this? Hell, yeah&#8230;except my story of course involves a man and has a different kind of ending.<br \/>\nMy friend told me that a group of Chinese businessmen rallied around her (I bet the did!!!) and one of them lent her an itty-bitty towel. But hotel security wouldn&#8217;t let her back into the room without ID (she&#8217;s naked, people) and when they <em>did <\/em>let her back in, they got an eyeful of her sex toys laid out on the bed.<br \/>\nThen her boyfriend arrived to find her Naked in Hong Kong with five strange men and her in an itty bitty towel.<br \/>\nAahhh&#8230;that was a good laugh. For me. Not for her.<br \/>\nIt begs the question. Is truth stranger than fiction? Absolutely. Had I written her story as told it, it would not be believable. Her story went on. She will never live it down&#8230;not now that she&#8217;s inspired a book. <strong><em>Naked in Hong Kong<\/em><\/strong> was released this weekend and I hope you&#8217;ll check it out:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amberquill.com\/AmberAllure\/NakedHongKong.html\">http:\/\/www.amberquill.com\/AmberAllure\/NakedHongKong.html<\/a><br \/>\nHow about you? Have you heard a story that&#8217;s really cool but so UNREAL it needs to be toned down?<br \/>\nPlease post a comment to win a free ebook from me!<\/p>\n<p>Aloha oe,<\/p>\n<p>A.J.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By A.J. Llewellyn No story is safe with me. Just ask any of my friends who&#8217;ve told me something naughty&#8230;or nice&#8230; and they know that somehow, some way, their story will wind up in one of my books. Only sometimes the story is so outlandish even I can&#8217;t use it! I recently had dinner with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-category-romance-and-relationships","category-category-writing-and-poetry","category-life","category-love-and-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1252"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1261,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions\/1261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ajllewellyn.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}